NRB men you really need to read this-How to spot a fake Abuja big girl

Found this interesting article on Premium Times, written by Chinenye 
Ugonna. Read below and tell us if you agree... 

If you have lived in Abuja for more than a year, you should understand 
the term "fake Abuja big girl" or FABB. 

These are the girls who are usually very attractive, own all the Apple 
products in this world, live in N1million flats in Maitama, but if you 
check their background, their parents are struggling in their various 
villages. 

Enough said, let me educate you. Continue... 

1. Bleached skin and tattoos: 

These days, most girls think they have to be "white-skinned" to be 
beautiful. They go as far as taking injections to perfect their skin. 
They then get tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to sell 
their market. When you check their background, their families are as 
dark-skinned as they come but these girls look more like Black or 
White era Michael Jackson. 

2. Fake accent: 

This is another common trait. FABBs roll their tongues like their 
lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective of the word, is followed 
by an 'R': Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja, Abujarrr. 

3. Long 'human' hair: 

If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches their butt, they 
haven't arrived. Picture the combo: bleached skin, fake accent and 
long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don't even have up to N10, 
000 in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All na packaging! 

4. Own the latest android phones: 

This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched weeks ago. Funke 
Akindele's character sold her bed just so she could buy an Android 
phone. She preferred to sleep on a bare mattress on the floor than use 
her regular Nokia phone just so she could impress the guys and catch 
"proper fish." This is exactly what FABBS do. They would own the 
iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out, they already have it 
yet they don't have regular jobs. So where do they get all that money 
from? 

5. Don't invite you to their houses: 

FABBs never want you to know where they live; it would ruin the 
illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture this, as a guy, you meet 
this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all the nicest phone and 
tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is tight; long Brazilian 
hair and a little cash in their bank account. As a guy, you believe 
you are toasting or dating a girl who has money. So, why would she 
invite you to her "face me I face you" to spoil her packaging? 

Everybody's hustle is different but that of the Fake Abuja Big Girl is 
the realest; take note